Never A Dull Moment (that might be a lie)

today i had an unexpected lunch/shopping date with a fun friend. after perusing a few stores in our quaint Lodi "downtown", we decided to drive to a nearby gift shop that is having a going out of business sale. after walking around the store for a while, looking at a lot of still-out-of-my-price-range gift items, i had a sudden urge to purge (aka, needed to pee...bad). there was no public bathroom in sight, so my sweet friend leaned over the checkout counter to ask one of the busy clerks where they hide their facilities. here we get to the reason for this post. the lady bends down and grabs this (below) from under the counter, and motions me to follow her.

We then walk over to a door that says "employees only" that leads down a VERY long, suspicious looking hallway, the bathroom being on the far end. There is a strong aroma of chinese food being prepared that fills the air, and the sound of mallets hitting cutting boards-i think. (apparently this places shares a wall with a chinese deli). Before the lady turns to walk away she says, "when you are done, come back to this door and press this button nice and hard. someone will be here shortly TO LET YOU OUT"!!! are you kidding me! ahhhhh! If I wasn't going to soon wet myself, i might have thought twice about this scene.